The Dangerous Rocks Revisited
Thanks to Honey who pointed out that the safety sign for The Dangerous Rocks at The Deep (see recent post) is actually bigger than the rocks and could do with its own safety sign.
I suggest a small one, made of something soft and cuddly, next to it, saying Beware of the Dangerous Safety Sign, Do Not Touch or Climb on It.
Ah, I feel better now. Always good to sort out important issues of public safety.
I suggest a small one, made of something soft and cuddly, next to it, saying Beware of the Dangerous Safety Sign, Do Not Touch or Climb on It.
Ah, I feel better now. Always good to sort out important issues of public safety.
posted by Daphne at 11:09 pm
3 Comments:
However, you will also be needing:
"This small, soft, cuddly safety sign contains small parts and is unsuitable for children under the age of 3 years. It may contain traces of nuts."
And also:
"Our management has adopted a strict anti-aggression policy and we will not tolerate aggressive behaviour towards our signposts. And none of your tutting and raising your eyebrows and making smart Alec comments either. Any such behaviour will promptly be reported to the police.”
Here
are some more fun signs for your amusement, perhaps you should send yours in?!
I particularly love the "these doors are alarmed" sign. Pity those doors, poor doors..
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