Don't Jump
Wandering through the streets of Leeds the other day, I was idly looking up at the To Let notice and I came across this young man next to it:
Intrigued, I zoomed in for a closer look:
He's clearly been standing there for quite a while, looking down and holding his shorts up, - a tribute to Victorian decency, surely - and I've never seen him in my life, though I must have walked down that street hundreds of times. I'm not sure why he's there: is he a famous Leeds landmark that I've just never noticed?
I reckon he's wondering whether to jump, but has worked out that, if he does, his shorts will come off, because elastic hasn't been invented yet. Shame.
3 Comments:
I've always had a 'thing' about those signs and when I see one, my mind inserts an 'i' between the words.
Yes I know, I need help.
Anyway maybe this young fella had the same medical condition and was out on the town late one Friday night and was caught short, as they say !
It would also explain the 'grabbing of the pants' although not the lengths (or heights) he went to just to have a wizz.
Ian
it's a caryatid
I still prefer to think my 'wizzer' was caught in mid wizz when Leeds became the Pompeii of the North !
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