Storming St Catherine's Fort

Gareth and Emily saw a band called Turisas at the Bloodstock open-air festival a couple of weeks ago, and very much enjoyed them.

You may recall that last week I wrote that I am keen to take possession of St Catherine's Fort, built to keep out Napoleon on an island accessible from Tenby at low tide. It's currently for sale for about three million, apparently. But if nobody will give us three million we have a Secret Plan to storm it.

Do you think I should ask this band Turisas for help?